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Hello to anyone who stumbles upon my page by some miracle because I never post anything. I would like to announce the actual publication (as an e-book) of my first book which I have written all by myself... yes an actual book with words and plot and characters and grammar and chapters and everything.
It's about a psychopath (hear me out) who murders some guy for no real reason and then gets caught by the police because he's an idiot. That's basically the whole plot but it's written in a hopefully funny/silly/ridiculous/nonsensical/witty/sarcastic/self-deprecating/fourth-wall-breaking type of way which if you like your stories weird then you're going to love it and then have me committed for being mentally unstable.
The book is entitled Mindless Drivel and is available on the Amazon Kindle store for $2.68 (or £1.99 for British type people such as myself). It's only a short book so won't take long to read but I have more stories in the pipeline so if you do like it you can be safe in the knowledge that there is more on the way.
Here's the link to where you can buy the book and please do because I will haunt you forever in a creepy and annoying way if you do not.
www.amazon.com/dp/B01F1601M4
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01F1601M4
And this piece of delicious artwork is the front cover Mindless Drivel which is a painting which I painted using paint (real paint, not computer paint).
It's about a psychopath (hear me out) who murders some guy for no real reason and then gets caught by the police because he's an idiot. That's basically the whole plot but it's written in a hopefully funny/silly/ridiculous/nonsensical/witty/sarcastic/self-deprecating/fourth-wall-breaking type of way which if you like your stories weird then you're going to love it and then have me committed for being mentally unstable.
The book is entitled Mindless Drivel and is available on the Amazon Kindle store for $2.68 (or £1.99 for British type people such as myself). It's only a short book so won't take long to read but I have more stories in the pipeline so if you do like it you can be safe in the knowledge that there is more on the way.
Here's the link to where you can buy the book and please do because I will haunt you forever in a creepy and annoying way if you do not.
www.amazon.com/dp/B01F1601M4
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01F1601M4
And this piece of delicious artwork is the front cover Mindless Drivel which is a painting which I painted using paint (real paint, not computer paint).
A new biggin-ing
Hello there to anybody that still exists and used to view my artwork. I haven't been here for a long time I know, but life has gotten in the way somewhat over the last couple of years and I've not had much time to think creatively. I'm writing this journal entry as a way to record my thoughts today because I can and you can't stop me, and because I need to. I am moving on to a new chapter of my life, one that I hope will finally bring me the happiness that I have lacked in the previous ones. Today is the last full day that will spend in my flat that I have lived alone in for the last five years, of those five years the last two have seen grea
I crush things with my face.
Have discovered blinking.
Plan to practice it lots.
That is all.
Run away! Lest I beat thee with my Leg.
And beat thee I shall.
Who said that? I did?
Well, aren't I the fruit salad. No. What?
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Thoughts on carpet dwelling miniature dinosaurs
Ah, the annual boredom. Here we are again, sat comfortably on our sofa made of marshmallow pondering what to do with ourselves. December has risen once more and will surely devour us lest we dust off our winter seeking missile launchers and aim them wildly in all directions. For now is the time to jump up and down whilst cramming thine face with sugary cake and crying into pillows about the extinction of the cardboard cut-out red crested metallic kangaroo. Though it is not a time without joy, for there is dancing and falling over and extreme turbo jet vacuuming, all of which would not be possible were it not for the King of Number 12, his exa
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