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I first noticed it last Tuesday night. It was a strange and surreal experience, beyond what I'd ever seen before. Even with my generally distracted life of work and pets and lovers and such, I noticed it. Something was off. Or rather, not something off, but something was right. Not even something, but everything. There was absolutely nothing wrong at all.
Everything in my life was going fine. I wasn't having relationship issues, nor work issues, nor pet issues, money, insurance, hygiene, health, anything. Everything was going perfectly. Whenever I asked my friends how things were, they'd answer "great," or something else to that idea. I decided to check the news. If you're looking for something bad, you should always check the news.
There was only good news. Only news of advancements. No murders or deaths. I'm sure people had died, but not in any way newsworthy. This was an issue. There could not possibly be nothing wrong. It seemed to me, now, that the only thing wrong was that there
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Hello to anyone who stumbles upon my page by some miracle because I never post anything. I would like to announce the actual publication (as an e-book) of my first book which I have written all by myself... yes an actual book with words and plot and characters and grammar and chapters and everything.

It's about a psychopath (hear me out) who murders some guy for no real reason and then gets caught by the police because he's an idiot. That's basically the whole plot but it's written in a hopefully funny/silly/ridiculous/nonsensical/witty/sarcastic/self-deprecating/fourth-wall-breaking type of way which if you like your stories weird then you're going to love it and then have me committed for being mentally unstable. 

The book is entitled Mindless Drivel and is available on the Amazon Kindle store for $2.99 (or £1.99 for British type people such as myself). It's only a short book so won't take long to read but I have more stories in the pipeline so if you do like it you can be safe in the knowledge that there is more on the way.

Here's the link to where you can buy the book and please do because I will haunt you forever in a creepy and annoying way if you do not.
www.amazon.com/dp/B01F1601M4
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01F1601M4

And this piece of delicious artwork is the front cover Mindless Drivel which is a painting which I painted using paint (real paint, not computer paint).
Mindeless Drivel by PENTPIMTTS
  • Listening to: The song of I published a book
  • Reading: Mindless Drivel by Andrew Crawford
  • Watching: My book which I wrote being published
  • Playing: The writing a book and then publishing a book game
  • Eating: A book which I published
  • Drinking: Liquefied book

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There is nothing I would enjoy more than telling the whole world all about myself in intricate detail, but I'm not going to.
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bluesgrass Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:wave: Thanks a lot for the fav! :happybounce:
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Seddna23 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
ty ^^
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Hikari-kirin Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Thanks for the fav!
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JTHMFrAeK Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday! May the wallabies bless you!
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Laneismiaowing Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the watch, I like your Rhino.
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Laneismiaowing Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You seem freaking amazing xD
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PENTPIMTTS Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why thank you. I always thought that I might be.
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Desanka69 Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks a lot for the have on Majestic Power it is greatly appreciated :)
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DakotaDay4125 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Student Photographer
Thanks for the favorite :D:D:D it means a lot :XD:
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SiofraTural Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you SO very much for :+fav:ing "Polar Tar!" :)
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