Hello to anyone who stumbles upon my page by some miracle because I never post anything. I would like to announce the actual publication (as an e-book) of my first book which I have written all by myself... yes an actual book with words and plot and characters and grammar and chapters and everything.
It's about a psychopath (hear me out) who murders some guy for no real reason and then gets caught by the police because he's an idiot. That's basically the whole plot but it's written in a hopefully funny/silly/ridiculous/nonsensical/witty/sarcastic/self-deprecating/fourth-wall-breaking type of way which if you like your stories weird then you're going to love it and then have me committed for being mentally unstable.
The book is entitled Mindless Drivel and is available on the Amazon Kindle store for $2.99 (or £1.99 for British type people such as myself). It's only a short book so won't take long to read but I have more stories in the pipeline so if you do like it you can be safe in the knowledge that there is more on the way.
Here's the link to where you can buy the book and please do because I will haunt you forever in a creepy and annoying way if you do not.www.amazon.com/dp/B01F1601M4www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01F1601M4
And this piece of delicious artwork is the front cover Mindless Drivel which is a painting which I painted using paint (real paint, not computer paint).